Jokes

What did one parallel line say to the other?


"We really shouldn't meet this way!"

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You probably heard that a cat has 9 lives.
But did you know a cat also has 9 legs?

No cat has 5 legs.
One cat has 4 legs.

Add the two "equations" up and you get a cat with 9 legs.

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A bear, a lion and a chicken are taking about who is the hardest. The bear says, "When I roar, the whole forest trembles." The lion says, "When I roar, the whole jungle shakes with fear."


The chicken says, "All I have to do is cough and the whole world runs for the hills."